1. Don’t overdo jewelry. A good rule of thumb: Never appear more ornamented than the Christmas tree
2. Don’t treat your backside like a holiday gift. Sticking a big bow on it will not make it look pretty.
3.Don’t make holiday fashion literal. The antlers, the pink tutu…there’s just too much wrong with this ensemble to tackle. The bottom line: Let your clothes hint that you have a wild side, not make you look like a wild animal.
4. Don’t let...